that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i dont even know how to be here
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
