guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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