Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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