come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Randomize
