I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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