You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
