I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
