You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The struggles of a small town man whore
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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