Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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