Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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