fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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