theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
