why didn't you poke me back
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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