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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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