Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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