just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Randomize
