You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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