He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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