I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just want nice things and good sex
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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