it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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