If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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