that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
