She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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