Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Green mimosas i think yes
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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