My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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