yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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