I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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