So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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