...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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