How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
