RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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