nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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