The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
