I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think people are normalizing furries
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
