I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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