is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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