so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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