My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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