I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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