I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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