Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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