I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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