Tell her she can't have a vagina
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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