The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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