I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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