We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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