Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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