Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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