SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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