The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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