Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
