fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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