i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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