man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I love you.
Bad choice
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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