why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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